The Dadinator T-Shirt

Old-school dad. No-nonsense attitude. One-liner legend.

Introducing The Dadinator T-Shirt – for the man who never needed a parenting book, just that voice and that line. You know the one:
“Stop crying or I’ll give you something to cry about.” Equal parts hilarious and terrifying (in the best way), this funny Father’s Day T-shirt is a tribute to dads who ruled the house with a raised eyebrow and rock-solid discipline. Made with a soft, comfortable cotton, it’s perfect for grilling, fixing things, or reminding everyone who’s boss.

Whether he’s a throwback tough guy or just loves a classic dadism, The Dadinator graphic tee makes the ultimate Father’s Day gift for bold dads with a sense of humor and a legendary scowl.


He doesn't do feelings. He does fixes. And threats that stick.
This Father’s Day, suit him up in a shirt that speaks his language.

• Unisex Adult Sizing: Classic on men, relaxed “boyfriend” style for women
• True to Size
• Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for unmatched softness.
• Heather and Solid Blend colors: 60% combed ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester for a perfect blend of comfort and durability.
• All-day comfort: Ultra-soft feel that’s perfect from morning to night
• Tag-free comfort: No itch, no scratch — just smooth wear
• Easy care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
• Stays sharp: Ribbed collar that keeps its shape wash after wash
• Proudly designed in the USA