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Party Animal T-Shirt
from $19.99
$27.99
Santa had one job… deliver gifts. Instead, he found the eggnog. 🍻Introducing the T-Party Animal Christmas T-Shirt, featuring the jolliest hangover in history — Santa face-planted in festive glory with the words “One Night Sleigh, Two Day Hangover.”This shirt isn’t just funny — it’s a full-blown holiday mood. Whether you’re the office legend, the life of the Christmas party, or the patriot who spikes the punch, this tee is your holiday uniform.Be the legend of the holiday season. This tee combines high-grade comfort, bold colors, and the right dose of Christmas chaos. Made for those who love freedom, fun, and not taking the holidays too seriously.
Santa’s Favorite Patriot T-Shirt
from $19.99
$27.99
When Santa heads south, he knows who’s on the nice list — the ones who love God, Family, and Country.The Santa’s Favorite Patriot T-Shirt isn’t your average Christmas tee. It’s a salute to every American who stands tall for freedom, works hard, and celebrates the season with unshakable pride.Crafted for patriotic warriors and freedom lovers, this shirt fuses holiday cheer with American grit. Featuring a bold Santa design with stars, stripes, and a touch of humor, it’s the ultimate blend of Christmas spirit and red-white-and-blue pride.Made from a premium cotton-poly blend, it’s soft, durable, and battle-ready for every family gathering, Christmas party, or patriotic get-together. Whether you’re sipping eggnog by the tree or at a Christmas party, this tee reminds everyone — Santa stands with the patriots.
Santa’s Locked & Loaded Long Sleeve Shirt
$26.99
$33.99
This Christmas, Santa’s not just making a list — he’s loading magazines.Our “Santa’s Locked & Loaded” Long Sleeve Shirt brings festive tidings with a patriotic edge for the warriors who still believe in freedom, family, and the Second Amendment. Featuring Santa standing proud, armed and ready to defend liberty, this shirt is for every red-blooded American who knows the right to bear arms is the real Christmas gift.Forged for comfort and durability, this premium cotton long sleeve is soft enough for Christmas morning and tough enough for the range. This is it’s more than a shirt — it’s a salute to those who protect faith, family, and freedom.This Christmas, stand tall, stay armed, and keep your freedoms wrapped tight.Santa’s Locked & Loaded — are you?
Santa’s Locked & Loaded T-Shirt
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$27.99
The Santa’s Locked & Loaded T-Shirt is your battle-ready Christmas gear for patriots who love their country, their rights, and a good laugh. Featuring a jolly ol’ Saint Nick gripping a machine gun, this design mixes holiday cheer with American firepower.Crafted for veterans, proud patriots, and defenders of the Second Amendment, this tee isn’t your average Christmas shirt — it’s a symbol of freedom, grit, and humor wrapped in one.Made from a premium cotton for all-day comfort, the fit is soft, durable, and ready for action — from Christmas parties to the gun range.
Silence the Elf Long Sleeve Shirt
$26.99
$33.99
When the Elf on the Shelf starts running his mouth… it’s time to Silence the Elf. This funny Christmas long sleeve shirt is for those who are done with the elf’s tattletale attitude. Featuring bold text that reads “Snitches Get Stitches”, it’s the perfect mix of humor, rebellion, and holiday spirit — because even Santa knows some elves talk too much.This isn’t your average Christmas shirt — it’s patriot-approved holiday humor for those who work hard, laugh harder, and never take orders from an elf.
Silence The Elf T-Shirt
from $19.99
$27.99
Bring a little North Pole justice to your wardrobe this holiday season with the Silence The Elf T-Shirt — where Christmas cheer meets dark humor and zero tolerance for tattletales.This isn’t your grandma’s holiday tee — this is for the rebels who spike the eggnog, roast their marshmallows with attitude, and know that sometimes… even Santa needs plausible deniability. Featuring a hilariously bruised-up Elf on the Shelf and the slogan “Snitches Get Stitches,” this shirt is a guaranteed laugh magnet at every Christmas party.Whether you’re decking the halls, dodging HR’s “secret Santa,” or just love a bold laugh — the Silence The Elf T-Shirt is your new go-to for holiday mischief and merry rebellion.Because even elves should learn when to keep quiet.
Too Lit To Quit T-Shirt
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$27.99
Looks like Santa hit the eggnog a little too hard this year.Our “Too Lit to Quit” T-shirt t captures the perfect mix of holiday cheer, chaos, and comedy — featuring Santa sprinting around with two bottles in hand, proving that even the jolly old man knows how to throw down.This isn’t your average Christmas shirt — it’s for the ones who bring the party wherever they go. Whether you’re the life of the ugly sweater contest or the one responsible for half the lights shorting out, this tee says it all without saying a word.So go ahead — grab one, pour another, and embrace the season. Because when the lights flicker and the nog’s flowing, remember: Santa’s too lit to quit.
