{"product_id":"old-ass-man-beach-towel","title":"Old Ass Man Beach Towel","description":"\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"444\" data-end=\"660\"\u003eCelebrate freedom, humor, and an unapologetic American attitude with the \u003cstrong data-start=\"514\" data-end=\"553\"\u003e“\u003c\/strong\u003eOld Ass Man” Patriotic Beach Towel — the perfect beach accessory for the patriotic guy who’s earned every gray hair and every year of wisdom.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"662\" data-end=\"986\"\u003eThis oversized 30\" × 60\" funny patriotic beach towel is designed for men who embrace getting older while still living loud, proud, and free. Whether he’s relaxing at the beach, lounging by the pool, or heading out for a Fourth of July celebration, this towel delivers bold personality and an unyielding American spirit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1535\" data-end=\"1621\"\u003ePerfect for the guy who knows that getting older just means getting more American.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"909\" data-end=\"1057\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFEATURES:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"909\" data-end=\"1057\"\u003e✔ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1152\" data-end=\"1165\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e 52% Polyester \/ 48% Cotton for durability and comfort\u003cbr data-start=\"1219\" data-end=\"1222\"\u003e✔ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1224\" data-end=\"1233\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 30\" × 60\" — perfect oversized beach towel\u003cbr data-start=\"1275\" data-end=\"1278\"\u003e✔ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1280\" data-end=\"1290\"\u003ePrint:\u003c\/strong\u003e Vibrant one-sided patriotic design\u003cbr data-start=\"1325\" data-end=\"1328\"\u003e✔ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1330\" data-end=\"1342\"\u003eBacking:\u003c\/strong\u003e Soft white cotton loop backing for absorbency\u003cbr data-start=\"1388\" data-end=\"1391\"\u003e✔ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1393\" data-end=\"1420\"\u003eLightweight and durable\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","brand":"Patriotic Shield","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 60\"","offer_id":48845922566396,"sku":"19173182515548526807","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0695\/8596\/1212\/files\/Old_Ass_Man_Beach_Towel.png?v=1773250531","url":"https:\/\/patrioticshield.com\/products\/old-ass-man-beach-towel","provider":"Patriotic Shield","version":"1.0","type":"link"}